This time at least we had a theme. Double up on everything.
First step? Double hair things.
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Thursday, January 10, 2013
Double Double
My wife went out of town again this week. I'm actually really good at keeping my children alive in these situations. Keeping them presentable can be a whole different thing.
This time at least we had a theme. Double up on everything.
First step? Double hair things.
Then, just when you thought it couldn't get any doublier, double chocolate milk mustaches and double chocolate milk crotches.
Yes, that was on the way to school. In fairness to me, it was actually Carnation Breakfast Essentials and not just straight chocolate milk, so at least they were healthy in their filth.
This time at least we had a theme. Double up on everything.
First step? Double hair things.
Friday, January 4, 2013
How did that happen?
This week we hit 10,000 visits. Instead for writing about nothing for a page, I thought I would just share with you what we've done over that time...
We drank Beer.
Ate Beef Jerky
Debated if Bacon was Better than Beef Jerky
Had a baby
Got a new watch
Talked about our Junk. A lot.
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http://suburbanfatheralliance.blogspot.com/2011/01/psa-on-psa-boyfriend-i-never-wanted.html
http://suburbanfatheralliance.blogspot.com/2010/12/psa-on-psa-agitated-walnut.html
http://suburbanfatheralliance.blogspot.com/2010/12/they-call-him-dr-free-love.html
More Beer
Needed to shave... Badly.
Shared holiday memories
Used Excel for things other than work... while at work.
Guess what else??? Beer.
Confessed my Love of Bonobos pants 600 times.
Confessed my ManQuirk of Tiered Underpants
And you read all this crap... Thank you from the bottom of our coffee pots.
John & Jamie.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Yes that was $177 for Mexican food
Happy New Year to you and yours. We here at the SFA are diligently working to bring you awesome stuff so long as it doesn't interfere with our family and employment status.
While it was fresh in my memory, I thought I would share with you one of the worst experiences I've had at a restaurant. It occurred just last night on New Year's Eve. The wife and I went out to dinner with my inlaws. Long Story (that is soon to be another blog post) but we currently live with them while we are between houses. Anyway, we thought it would be a good time to meet up with them outside of our currently living arrangements and without kids to just talk like adults. We settled on a restaurant that they had been to before but we were anxious to try. Its called Milagro and its in Webster Groves (for those of you out of town readers, sorry just think St. Louis). It gets some pretty good press and is known for Modern Mexican cuisine.
We got reservations the day before with a simple phone call. They had seating for 4 adults & no high chairs available. Perfect. The phone call was pretty short and went like this?
Wife: "Do you have availability tonorrow night?"
Milagro: "Yes."
Wife: "Great. See you at 6:30pm"
Milagro: "Ok."
New Years Eve was suddenly upon us and the wife and I got all dressed up to go out. This means we showered, she wore heels, and I tucked in my shirt. Pretty fancy. We arrived at the restaurant and my roommates/inlaws were already there. They let us know there was a fixed menu for the evening. It took the wife and I as odd as it wasn't mentioned on the phone, but whatever, sometimes its nice to be forced into situation where you have to try new stuff.
We are started off with a half a glass of Champagne and the meal had begun.... We were trapped.
Now I won't bore you with the complexity of the flavors of the meal or the conundrum of Modern Mexican cuisine versus traditional Mexican cuisine because, I can't describe to you how food tastes anyway. However, all the food was very good. The meal went like this: Small Enchilada w/ Mushrooms, Mango/Pineapple/Avocado Salad, Pulled Brisket in a corn boat, Snapper with Asparagus, White Cake for dessert. The food was good. Better than average. Simple. Refined. We were still hungry though. Which is tough to do with my mother-in-law, it doesn't take much to fill her up and she is very healthy. Throughout dinner the 4 of us did split a bottle of wine and the wife and I each had an additional glass. My inlaws are light weights and can't hang with us young kids. The meal had come to an end and we were pretty pleased with how everything tasted but were still a bit hungry (as mentioned before). Not a terribly big deal because both couples were going to other parties where there would be some stuff to snack on, but still we just ate 5 courses and shouldn't be wanting food as we were leaving the restaurant. Whatever, it was good.
Then the bill came....
Please keep in mind that when we called for reservations we were not told that there would be a fixed menu or that when we arrived, said fixed menu did NOT have a price listed on it. The wine was under $30 for the bottle. So we didn't go crazy on booze. Well, it turns out the 5 course meal was $60 A PERSON with a grand total of $300 for the table without tip. We all kind of looked at each other for a few minutes dumbfounded until my adoring wife said, "Did we just spend $177 Dollars on Mexican food?" We had been had. At no point in our conversations with the restaurant did they mention a fixed menu or the price of the meal.
As mentioned before, the food was good, but not $177 good. Also please don't think I am a cheapskate or a white trash bum when it comes to eating out. We were completely blindsided by this meal's cost and it set the tone for the evening. We had to cut our next party short so we could go relieve the baby sitter before midnight (which on top of this was a lot of money).
So, Milagro, you should be ashamed of yourself for not setting the tone for the night with your patrons, at least I am sure your bank account had a happy new year.
- end rant.
While it was fresh in my memory, I thought I would share with you one of the worst experiences I've had at a restaurant. It occurred just last night on New Year's Eve. The wife and I went out to dinner with my inlaws. Long Story (that is soon to be another blog post) but we currently live with them while we are between houses. Anyway, we thought it would be a good time to meet up with them outside of our currently living arrangements and without kids to just talk like adults. We settled on a restaurant that they had been to before but we were anxious to try. Its called Milagro and its in Webster Groves (for those of you out of town readers, sorry just think St. Louis). It gets some pretty good press and is known for Modern Mexican cuisine.
We got reservations the day before with a simple phone call. They had seating for 4 adults & no high chairs available. Perfect. The phone call was pretty short and went like this?
Wife: "Do you have availability tonorrow night?"
Milagro: "Yes."
Wife: "Great. See you at 6:30pm"
Milagro: "Ok."
New Years Eve was suddenly upon us and the wife and I got all dressed up to go out. This means we showered, she wore heels, and I tucked in my shirt. Pretty fancy. We arrived at the restaurant and my roommates/inlaws were already there. They let us know there was a fixed menu for the evening. It took the wife and I as odd as it wasn't mentioned on the phone, but whatever, sometimes its nice to be forced into situation where you have to try new stuff.
We are started off with a half a glass of Champagne and the meal had begun.... We were trapped.
Now I won't bore you with the complexity of the flavors of the meal or the conundrum of Modern Mexican cuisine versus traditional Mexican cuisine because, I can't describe to you how food tastes anyway. However, all the food was very good. The meal went like this: Small Enchilada w/ Mushrooms, Mango/Pineapple/Avocado Salad, Pulled Brisket in a corn boat, Snapper with Asparagus, White Cake for dessert. The food was good. Better than average. Simple. Refined. We were still hungry though. Which is tough to do with my mother-in-law, it doesn't take much to fill her up and she is very healthy. Throughout dinner the 4 of us did split a bottle of wine and the wife and I each had an additional glass. My inlaws are light weights and can't hang with us young kids. The meal had come to an end and we were pretty pleased with how everything tasted but were still a bit hungry (as mentioned before). Not a terribly big deal because both couples were going to other parties where there would be some stuff to snack on, but still we just ate 5 courses and shouldn't be wanting food as we were leaving the restaurant. Whatever, it was good.
Then the bill came....
Please keep in mind that when we called for reservations we were not told that there would be a fixed menu or that when we arrived, said fixed menu did NOT have a price listed on it. The wine was under $30 for the bottle. So we didn't go crazy on booze. Well, it turns out the 5 course meal was $60 A PERSON with a grand total of $300 for the table without tip. We all kind of looked at each other for a few minutes dumbfounded until my adoring wife said, "Did we just spend $177 Dollars on Mexican food?" We had been had. At no point in our conversations with the restaurant did they mention a fixed menu or the price of the meal.
As mentioned before, the food was good, but not $177 good. Also please don't think I am a cheapskate or a white trash bum when it comes to eating out. We were completely blindsided by this meal's cost and it set the tone for the evening. We had to cut our next party short so we could go relieve the baby sitter before midnight (which on top of this was a lot of money).
So, Milagro, you should be ashamed of yourself for not setting the tone for the night with your patrons, at least I am sure your bank account had a happy new year.
- end rant.
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